Hardcore Newt Porn

It was the season after the rains and the sun shown brightly over the emerald hills of Henry Coe State Park. The seepage from the rains created puddles in the moist wet grasses. The pig wallows were the hot places for young newts to come together for days and days of uninhibited sexual gratification.

Nathan the Newt met Sally the Salamander in the shallow end of the wallow. She was a desirable taricha torosa and was attracting the attention of a half dozen males. He was a proud virile young salamander about 8 inches long with rough, reddish-brown skin on top and a bright yellow-orange belly. She was a petite 6 inches long with an iridescent twinkle in her eye and fire in her belly. His skin was very slick and even more slimy than usual. Her tail flattened like an eel's tail in anticipation of the amplexus to follow.

They made eye contact and could not hold back their burning desire for each other. Driven by pure animal instinct, he grabbed her from behind and rubbed his chin along the back of her head taking care to induce long strokes. She was writhing in ecstasy stirring the clay in the pond. She was incredibly stimulated by such a large male. The rubbing and writhing lasted for days. Just when he couldn't hold back the pleasure any more he released her and moved in front for the money shot. He ejaculated his thick gooey spermatophore onto the bottom of the pond, connected securely by a sticky stalk from his abdomen. He was spent and exhausted.

She was also quite satisfied but the post coital experience left her a little disappointed. There were other males in the pond and she didn't have to draw his seed into her belly. She could choose to abandon him completely. After a tense moment, she decided that he would be the one to fertilizer her brood and drew his seed into her steaming orifice. Finally satisfied, she deposited her eggs on the bottom of the pond. By this time, the orgy was in full swing and there were egg masses all over the bottom of the breeding pond.... the pond of uninhibited newt desire.

Mr Toad loves newt porn. Yum!

Thanks for the inspiration from the MTB Naturalist for this hot trashy amphibian sex talk.

Real Mountain Biking with your Toddler

Mountain biking with your toddler is a great way to share the outdoors with your children in a fun and healthy way. My wife and I are active mountain bikers and we have been off road riding with our daughter since she was a year old (she's 3.5 now). We do real mountain biking with our little girl around Santa Cruz and the SF Bay Area but we have taken trips around Tahoe and other parts of California.

With a little preparation, the correct bike setup and a passion for the outdoors and adventure you can explore the trails with your child.

The Child

Many people have asked us how old a child should be to start riding. It's important that the childs neck is strong enough to support her the weight of her head with a helmet. We bought her a helmet when she was 6 months old. We recommend Giro helmets. Not only do these helmets fit well, are high quality and look cool but they have a helmet trade up program for kids called "Grow with Giro". Also, Giro is based in Santa Cruz so it's great to support a local company.

In the beginning, we would all wear our helmets around the house so she would get comfortable with it. I never used to wear a helmet around town but after our daughter, I wore one just to demonstrate to her that it's normal to wear a helmet while riding a bike. Now wearing a helmet on road or off is now a habit.

We started riding with a used Burley trailer when our daughter was 8 months old. We rode all over town, Westcliff Drive and out to Wilder Ranch but not off road. We didn't like the Burley since it wasn't manuverable and it situated her head too close to car exhaust. We also didn't like fact that we couldn't see or hear our child. Back there she seemed more like luggage than a passenger.

The Seat

We got a center mounted child seat at 9 or 10 months old and started riding around town. She loved it! She was so small that her feet didn't reach the bottom of the foot wells. So we placed a couple of water bottles under her feet.

The child seat we use is called a Centric Safe Haven and retails for about $100. I think it was renamed to Wee Ride. The setup consists of a large steel crossbar which attaches between the headset and the seatpost. The saddle attaches to the crossbar with a single large bolt - this makes the bike easy to transport.

This seat came with a 3 point harness which attached at the back but we bought extra straps and buckles to create a 5 point harness which helped in keeping her on the bike when off-road riding. We also installed a CamelBak chest strap to keep the shoulder straps in place.

This center mounted child seat design is superior in so many ways to a rear mounted seat in comfort, convenience and safety:

• Having the child situated in front of you allows you to talk with your child during the ride. It also makes it easier to feed her. She can reach the hose of the CamelBak so she can drink when she needs to.
• Despite the fact that there is no "roll cage" like a rear mounted seat it is much safer because of the stability. Having the child in the center of the bike doesn't have as much of an impact of moving the center of gravity. In a rear mounted seat, all the weight is on the back wheel which makes the bike feel light up front.
  
• If you manage to get yourself in a situation, you can easily get off the back of the bike in a hurry - something you cannot do with a rear mount.
• If you crash on the bike, your arms become a protective roll cage for the child. If you go down then by instinct you will not let go of the bars and take the bruises on your arms to protect your child. My wife and I have had 3 slow speed spills out of the countless times we have been mountain biking. These spills were controlled and could have easily been avoided if we had walked instead of ridden. In each situation, we never let go of the bars and our daughter has been safe.
• There is a single threaded bolt which holds the child seat to the crossbar. This bolt has a large knurled head for finger tightening. This makes it easy to remove the seat when transporting the bike.

I highly recommend the seat to anyone (off road or not). It's a great design.

The Bike

We bought two bars and installed one on a townie bike for cruising, errands and commuting (my Wife and child bike commute to pre-school) and the other on a dedicated mountain bike. Having two bike mounts makes it convenient to switch the seat between the two bikes.

Our main toddler mountain bike is a 2001 Intense Tracer. The Tracer is a cross country full suspension bike with 4" of rear travel and a 120 mm Rock Shox Psylo Race up front. This is quite a plush and comfortable bike. The bike has a set of hydraulic disc brakes - which are pretty standard on good mountain bikes these days. Having good brakes is important if you do fast downhill riding since the child and seat will add a non-trivial amount of additional weight.

I installed a short stem (80 mm x 15 deg rise) and the widest highest bars we can find (Azonic double wall 28" wide with 2.5" rise). Having a short high stem and high wide bars allows the maximum amount of clearance for the child's helmet and your chin and chest. Depending on the size of your child, you may not need this setup. We put the Azonic bar on last summer because our daughter was growing and we kept bumping our chin on her helmet.

I swapped out the clipless SPD pedals and used platform pedals and lowered my saddle a bit for more control. You may have to ride a little bowl legged and the platforms allow you to move your feet more. Having platforms allows you to "tripod" and give you additional confidence when navigating a rock garden.

The Rides

The early rides were short. We started with 15-30 minutes of riding and then we would stop for a picnic. We would always bring snacks and perhaps a small toy. Talking and singing with your child makes it a lot of fun. The point of the short rides is to get the child used to riding and to show her how much fun biking can be.

We did our first mountain bike ride with our daughter at Waddell Creek in Big Basin just after her first birthday. Waddell Creek is a great place to take kids or beginners mountain biking. It's a gentle fire road climb through a forest where you can lock up your bikes. We parked our bikes, strapped on the Baby Bjorn and hiked up to Berry Creek Falls for a picnic.

My wife and I used to race cross country and downhill so we are definitely advanced riders. We ride with our daughter most days around town and off-road at least once a week (less in the winter months). We have ridden on terrain with 8" drops, rock gardens, fast downhill and some A-frames. I've stopped riding the A-frames now that our daughter is 32 lbs - too tippy. Believe it or not we have ridden with our daughter at the North Star mountain bike park. In fact, we may be the first family to ride part of "Sticks and Stones" - a double black diamond run - with a child seat.

Our daughter loves mountain biking. Like her mother and father, she has a preference for tight and twisty singletrack in lush redwood forests and sweet downhill trails. She doesn't care much for the long exposed fireroad climbs. Sometimes she gets cranky about them - like her father.

You don't have to be an advanced rider to go mountain biking with your toddler. Non-technical singletrack and fire roads would be adequate for novice, intermediate or cautious parents. Know the terrain and trails that you will be riding. Watch the weather, bring adequate food, water and tools. Ride within your limits. Most of all, enjoy the time you spend on the trails with your children.

Buckethead coming to Santa Cruz

Buckethead is coming to the Catalyst on Feb 24th. I've seen him perform about 4 or 5 times and I'm definitely going to back to see him again.

I first heard Buckethead play on the 1993 Praxis CD "Transmutation (Mutatis Mutandis)" and I was struck by the machine gun guitar reminiscent of Eddy Van Halen and Yngwie Malmsteen. I saw him play with Praxis in San Francisco in 1997 and I was blown away to see him live. He's so tall, moves like a robot and plays the guitar so effortlessly and soulfully.

One of the last times I saw Buckethead, he did an encore in which he did a medley of Led Zeppelin tunes. I've heard quite a few Led Zep cover bands in my life but Buckethead nailed Jimmy Page's licks effortlessly.

He doesn't fit the stereotype of a guitar hero. Guitar heroes love attention but Buckethead is very modest. The mask makes him anonymous, he doesn't speak or sing and in concert, he doesn't draw attention to himself. His virtuosity with the guitar is what commands the respect and attention that he deserves.

Should be a great show.

iPod Video and A/V Cable

I really enjoy the iPod 5G. I've had it since it was released and I have found that I have been listening to a lot of podcasts with it. One of the podcasts that I look forward to is This Week in Tech - which is a roundtable of tech pundits talking about tech news, new gadgets, rumors and speculation.

Leo Laporte mentioned that he also has a 5G and bought the Apple A/V cable to connect to his TV. I didn't bother with the $19 custom cable and just used a normal A/V cable and reversed the Video and Audio right RCA jacks. It turns out that you have to shift the each cable to the right. This article at MacDevCenter.com is probably the definitive article explaining how to use a regular A/V cable with the 5G. I really like this comment by an engineer to explain why Apple may have reversed the jacks.

This is my first iPod and the first Apple product that I have purchased. I really enjoy the engineering and the whole iPod/iTunes experience. I can honestly say that it has opened up my music library and has made listening to music and podcasts a very convenient experience. Next up is an iPod adapter for my car.

First Post: Cocaine and Strippers

I'm finally in the blogosphere. It's about time. I became aware of blogging back in early 2000. I figured it would be something that I would be interested in. I kept a journal as a young lad and was a prolific writer. In University, I had thoughts of becoming a science and technology journalist - long before magazines like Wired made tech journalism sexy. Now I'm 6 years late to the party and have started a blog. I've been busy.

I remember meeting the Blogger guys at a JavaOne dinner at a very nice restaurant called 42 degrees in San Francisco. Ah, those were the days. The dot com boom was in full Swing. I was working for the Very Large Computer Company and the stock was through the roof. Software Developers were treated like rock stars: limosines, 25 year old Macallan, fancy dinners at exotic SF restaurants, snorting cocaine off the back sides of strippers.... ok, I made that last one up. There were no cocaine and strippers - just geeks and cafeine.

The dot com boom was over. Now the "Web 2.0" is in effect. The Blogger guys are now part of the Very Large Web Services Company and are probably stinking rich. I hope they don't spend all thier money on cocaine and strippers.